tastelessblog:

i run slower than internet explorer

sxrreal:

When I say “please don’t take a picture of me” it’s not because I’m being bitchy and stubborn, it’s because if I see that picture I will seriously feel so bad about myself and think I am the ugliest thing on earth and sink a little deeper into self consciousness and hatred.

australiansanta:

do i even have a sense of humour anymore or do i just laugh at badly worded sentences

scottslydia:

how did we go from “my mom does all the grocery shopping” to a swarm of possessed flies coming out of an open wound

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