i run slower than internet explorer


When I say “please don’t take a picture of me” it’s not because I’m being bitchy and stubborn, it’s because if I see that picture I will seriously feel so bad about myself and think I am the ugliest thing on earth and sink a little deeper into self consciousness and hatred.


do i even have a sense of humour anymore or do i just laugh at badly worded sentences


how did we go from “my mom does all the grocery shopping” to a swarm of possessed flies coming out of an open wound